S(he) Understands

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Stewie Griffin: [Dressed as a girl] None for me, thanks; it’s gonna go straight to my vagina. [aside to Brian] That’s what girls worry about, right? Having big vaginas? [Drag Stewie is at a beauty pageant] Stewie Griffin: What the hell are we doing here? What is this place? Lois Griffin: Welcome to your first … Continue reading →

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George and his Crazy Talk

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Kramer: You got room for the pig-man? George: The “pig-man” can take the bus. Kramer: You know, if pig-man had a car, he’d give you a ride. George: How do you know? What if Pig-man had a two-seater? Kramer: Come on George…be realistic. Seinfeld “The Bris” Season 5 Episode 5

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Fatherly, er Homerly Advice

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Homer: Marge, don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. Homer: How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees? And build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs? Huh? [His chair breaks beneath him] D’oh!…Stupid poetic … Continue reading →

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